The Wise Holy Potato (AdsFree)

Do you need advice? BAM! The Wise Holy Potato is here.Do you need a sensei? BAM! The Wise Holy Potato is still here.Are you hungry? Go eat a sandwich.With the floating heart of a potato, and the brain of a fortune cookie,The Wise Holy Potato knows more that 600 sentences!Let it guide you in the path of your long life...
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